Monday, March 29, 2004
Britney's True Nature Exposed!
A breaking news story about Ms. Spears' recent appearance on HDTV may finally disprove the Fat Asian Baby's heretofore steadfast belief that Britney is a plastic alien from outer space. Turns out she's actually just an evil whore-child from Kentwood, Louisiana. What's more, she may even have (gasp!) cellulite. How disappointing.
