Fat Asian Baby

Doggone it! Fat Asian Baby is quite perturbed. The drawstring in my most beloved pair of sweatpants has been favoring one side for quite some time now, inching father and farther out the right side with each wearing. Today, I finally had to admit that the damage has extended past the point of no return. I have been unable, despite earnest effort, to coax the drawstring back where it belongs. It will only be a matter of weeks before my poor sweatpants become entirely drawstringless.
Sigh.