Thursday, March 11, 2004
Fat Asian Baby could not fall asleep last night because she kept thinking about Jack White, and no, not like that so shut up. Is he really dating Renee Zellweger? Or were they really dating? Is it just me or does that matching seem odd? I mean, I'm no fan of Ms. Z., but way to go my pasty friend in red. I wonder if he's dated Winona...
