Fat Asian Baby

So the Fat Asian Baby hates flying and is slightly superstitious. I decided that I need to wear my silver "Sh'ma" necklace on my flight to Atlanta this afternoon, but when I dug up the necklace, it was horribly tarnished. After rubbing it on my tshirt produced no appreciable results, I thought to myself, what could I use that might possibly polish silver? Toothpaste more or less "polishes" teeth, so I decided to give it a whirl. Low and behold, aforementioned silver necklace now sparkles like new. Added benefit: smells minty fresh.