Monday, March 22, 2004
Lately, glancing at the front page of the New York Times has served to convince the Fat Asian Baby that maybe Bush's idea about colonizing Mars or the Moon isn't such a wholeheartedly asinine idea, provided that colonization is restricted to yours truly and 150 hand selected recruits. I mean, shit, we seem to have fucked things up pretty good over here, why don't we try our hand at royally screwing shit up in outer space too.
On another note, I just ate an entire container of kimchi. An Entire Container. It's a good thing there's nobody else here but me.
Will entertainment news reporters please stop reporting on the supposed tiff between Avril and Hillary Duff. Nobody gives a shit. Not only does the entirety of the country* in earshot either loathe or harbor severe indifference (yes indifference) towards most teen queens other than Britney, worse we can all see through your transparent attempts at creating newsworthy drama where there clearly is none. Leave it the fuck alone. You're just hurting yourselves.
*that is, the entirety of the country not in the 11-16 year old suburban middle to upper middle class predominantly female demographic. and quite frankly, i think that's most of us.
On another note, I just ate an entire container of kimchi. An Entire Container. It's a good thing there's nobody else here but me.
Will entertainment news reporters please stop reporting on the supposed tiff between Avril and Hillary Duff. Nobody gives a shit. Not only does the entirety of the country* in earshot either loathe or harbor severe indifference (yes indifference) towards most teen queens other than Britney, worse we can all see through your transparent attempts at creating newsworthy drama where there clearly is none. Leave it the fuck alone. You're just hurting yourselves.
*that is, the entirety of the country not in the 11-16 year old suburban middle to upper middle class predominantly female demographic. and quite frankly, i think that's most of us.
