Fat Asian Baby

Ok kiddies, so I'm off to Beantown for the weekend for my cousin's Bar Mitzvah. Blah blah blah. At least this festivity gave me an excuse to buy a new pair of shoes, or was it two new pairs? Anyway, does anybody else think it like sucks a fat one that when my father reserved hotel rooms for our family for the weekend, I apparently still did not warrant my own room. I get to sleep on a cot with either my parents or my brother and his preggo wife. I bet I'm seated at the goddamn kids' table too.
Assholes.