Fat Asian Baby

Well, since the Fat Asian Baby is a complete egomaniac, I thought I'd take a moment to point out two of today's Gawker gossip roundup items involving various of my supposed doppelgangers (read: other Asian women). First is a bit about some WB news reporter getting married and mentions Kaity Tung who, if we are to believe the guy who fitted me for contacts last month and also fitted Ms. WB News Anchor's contacts, is my vocal twin. Apparently our voices are identical. Who knew?
Second item is a mention of the ever ridiculous Ms. Kimora Lee Simmons who some of my more deranged acquaintances seem to think is my high budget DG. Or is she the low budget Fat Asian Baby? Hmm...