Fat Asian Baby

A word to the wise: it is rather difficult to maintain a blog when you're living at home, are forced to use your father's personal computer for all your computering needs due to lack of your own device, and your parents are both retired and lurking behind your shoulder with alarming frequency. In these sorts of stealth blogging situations, one learns that it is necessary to constantly erase one's own URL from the web browser's history lest your father or mother, in a moment of characteristic curiosity (read: irritating nosiness) actually finds him or herself reading about their precious daughter's non G-rated escapades. This gets somewhat annoying.
I had fleeting moments of hoping they wouldn't connect the fact that the Korean, Jewish female bloggerette about to go to Paris and then move to Atlanta was not, in fact, their own daughter but rather was some other Fat Asian Baby living a parallel existence. But then I sobered up.