Thursday, May 20, 2004
Everybody hold onto your panties! I've got quite the news announcement. Apparently the mothership herself, the Queen Bee, Miss Britney Spears will be performing right here in Paris in 10 days! The Fat Asian Baby had better hightail it over to Bercy. Perhaps Brit Brit will be so kind as to share the secrets of Kabbalah with me. Sigh. I should only be so lucky. In the meantime, I will pursue other routes to enlightenment. Like drinking an entire bottle of wine by myself.