Fat Asian Baby

Actually, having now spent several days surrounded by nothing but German, I find it isn't really ugly per se, just really fucking weird. Berlin is a strange but fairly cool place. Aside from the crappy weather (J. assures me it's cloudy and overcast at least 4 months out of the year though strangely everyone on the street is suspiciously tan...Fat Asian Baby wonders if there isn't a booming underground tanning salon industry in Berlin that is invisible to the naked eye but flourishing quite happily nonetheless), the atmosphere is quite nice. Unfortunately, I was unable to partake of any sausage during my visit, but rest assured, gentle readers, Fat Asian Baby did indulge in much German beer. Much.
Burp.