Fat Asian Baby

Many of you have experessed the misguided belief that because I am Asian and therefore relatively hairless and odor-free, I am also acne-free. Well, dear friends, I assure you this rumor is far from the truth. Today I am sporting a huge zit on my nose, or more properly, something red and festering and sore brewing beneath the surface of my skin, the magnititude of which, if it ever chooses to erupt, will practically warrant its own name.
So there.