Fat Asian Baby

Ok, so the Fat Asian Baby was pondering foot pain over the weekend, trying to figure out just why exactly my feet feel like death from excessive walking in heels while my fellow Parisians seem to have no such difficulty tromping around in heels all day long. In times like these, the Fat Asian Baby must remind herself that because she is Asian, her feet are like the soft petals of a delicate flower, meant only for binding and such.
Right.