Fat Asian Baby

Reading this in today's Page Six reminded the Fat Asian Baby of my scheme to stake out the Britney Spears concert this Sunday. Although it's sold out, V. and I are going to try and convince security that we're Brit's friends from LA. My plan is to figure out where she is hanging out afterwards, manufacture some encounter, and then either a) kick her in the shins and then run away or b) give her a big wet one on the lips in the hopes of making it into Page Six. Too bad somebody already took my second idea (and that somebody already happens to be somebody relatively famous).