Fat Asian Baby

This morning, as I was washing the dishes from breakfast (mmmm eggs) and laying them out to dry on the burners of the electric stove, i fleetingly wondered if perhaps it was not a good idea to use the electric stove as a drying rack. But then I realized that if God had intended for me not to dry my dishes on the electric stove, God would have made certain that whoever designed my apartment left counter space exceeding the square footage of my left hand on which to set up a proper drying rack and as long as I avoid simultaneously using the electric stove for both of its uses, it's probably okay.