Saturday, June 19, 2004
FAB's Air Travel Theorem*
On any given commercial flight, there will invariably be at least one, if not more, individuals whom you would fuck, under the proper circumstances of course. However, no matter how frequent a flier you may be, you will never be seated next to said individual.
*Probably does not apply to the vast majority of heterosexual males as they have unusually broad standards for who they would fuck, thereby altering the probability of being seated next to a potential mate vastly in their favor.
Incidentally, this reminds me of D's subway game of who would you fuck in this subway car if you had to fuck someone...a question that can be more horrifying and difficult than it might seem if you've never ridden the NYC subway very late at night when the pickins are particularly slim.
*Probably does not apply to the vast majority of heterosexual males as they have unusually broad standards for who they would fuck, thereby altering the probability of being seated next to a potential mate vastly in their favor.
Incidentally, this reminds me of D's subway game of who would you fuck in this subway car if you had to fuck someone...a question that can be more horrifying and difficult than it might seem if you've never ridden the NYC subway very late at night when the pickins are particularly slim.
