Thursday, June 03, 2004
Last night I went to see Girl with a Pearl Earring at the little theater near my apartment. I must say, the Fat Asian Baby finds Scarlett Johansson simply captivating, for reasons that aren't entirely clear and are perhaps slightly misguided. At any rate, I was disappointed to read in this morning's Page Six that rumors about a smooch between Tara Subkoff and Miss J. are in fact (surprise, surprise) untrue, or at the very least, are being denied. Well shit. How boring can we all be?