Fat Asian Baby

So the French are currently experiencing a Nouveau Eighties style moment in which big colorful plastic earrings and pastel eyeshadow (I think I may have mentioned this before) are very fashionable. Well, unfortunately, the Fat Asian Baby decided to get her hair "trimmed the other day." The salon is actually the Paris branch of a British company so I thought I'd be safe, but noooooo. Suffice it to say the Fat Asian Baby is currently sporting what can only be described as a mullet. Yes a mullet.