Sunday, July 25, 2004
FAB Hates Crowds (even if they're in Paris and not London)
Today the Fat Asian Baby, accompanied by the ever-faithful roommate D., decided to check out the Tour de France which was terminating by the Arc de Triomphe. Due to some miscommunications (some assholes, who will remain nameless, convinced us that the Tour finished, um, this morning), we spent more time in a large hostile, crowd of French people than was intended or recommended for any semi-rational person. Suffice it to say that there almost was a smackdown between FAB and two older, smackdown deserving, sour-faced, cornichons-eating, uptight French women. Well, that and I'm now really tan on one side of my body.
