Fat Asian Baby

Apparently Atlantans are incapable of getting inside a vehicle without having a cell phone attached to the ear. I'm fairly confident that every single person I've almost had an accident with in the last week (and there are many) has been busy yakking away on a portable telephone. Get off the phone, bitch, and learn how to drive. Yesterday, new roommate B. and I actually saw a guy driving an SUV and shaving at the same time. And the Atlanta Multitasks Like It's Its Job Prize goes to: the stupid girl who walked into me last night outside a bar because she was busy negotiating the concrete jungle in high heels and tube top, chattering to a bunch of boys and...check it...curling her fucking eyelashes!