Fat Asian Baby

In the interest of being a poor-ass student, the Fat Asian Baby is seriously considering not getting a television for the new pad. Have I lost my mind? Please advise. (By the way, I absolutely will not become one of those annoying people at cocktail parties who can only talk about the fact that they don't even own a television and how special and unique and better that makes them. Besides, nobody invites me to cocktail parties anyway.)