Monday, August 30, 2004
Four Things Learned During a Visit to the Big Apple
1. FAB does not enjoy being seated at a table with people she remembers from college (which mind you, was a mere two years ago), all of whom are now engaged or married and may already have a baby (albeit the baby was very cute and well behaved). 24 year olds should not be subjected to this sort of pressure. It will induce the consumption of a great many vodka drinks.
2. First class upgrades can be obtained from AirTran Airways for a mere $35. A worthy investment indeed. Unless you find yourself one of the duo in Things Learned number 3.
3. Airlines provide seat belt extensions for the morbidly obese, but this does not prevent the creep of excess flesh of said plus size individual into the personal space of claustrophobic neighbor.
4. FAB does rather enjoy herself a good sausage and beer party.
2. First class upgrades can be obtained from AirTran Airways for a mere $35. A worthy investment indeed. Unless you find yourself one of the duo in Things Learned number 3.
3. Airlines provide seat belt extensions for the morbidly obese, but this does not prevent the creep of excess flesh of said plus size individual into the personal space of claustrophobic neighbor.
4. FAB does rather enjoy herself a good sausage and beer party.
