Fat Asian Baby

Oh the lengths we go to to cover up our dirty, little secrets. The lies just keep multiplying. Tonight at dinner:
FAB Daddy: Have you heard the term "blog?"
FAB: yeah
FAB's Grandpa: What's a blog?
FAB Daddy: It's short for web log. Believe it or not, amateur writers are writing about stuff and publishing it on the internet. blah blah blah.
FAB: It's pretty common now.
FAB's Ma: to FAB Do you have a blog?
FAB: No.

All these lies, and just to cover up the simple little fact that I smoke. And make recreational use of illegal drugs. And have recreational sex.
Damn.