Fat Asian Baby

Dermatological health, that is. I don't know if it's the humidity or what, but since moving here three weeks ago, I have sprouted some real prize-winners smack dab in the middle of my face. This second wave puberty will not do. The last time I had this many new zits was the eruption of a fine layer of acne on my forehead following the chocolate milk binge of sixth grade, which, mind you, still persists today. Next thing you know, I'll be increasing a cup size too. And we all know that's the LAST thing I want.