Wednesday, September 01, 2004
FAB Conducts a Survey
I bought a standard size jar (I think this means 1 quart) of Hellman's mayonnaise to stock up my new kitchen. My two roommates have recently informed me that neither of them partake in mayonnaise consumption*. How long will it take the Fat Asian Baby to eat an entire jar of mayo by herself?
*Incidentally, I have been told that "black people don't eat mayonnaise," but I always assumed that this was a stereotype perhaps somewhat based in reality, something along the lines of "black guys don't go down," but judging from my study of one, black people indeed do not eat mayonnaise. Go figure.
*Incidentally, I have been told that "black people don't eat mayonnaise," but I always assumed that this was a stereotype perhaps somewhat based in reality, something along the lines of "black guys don't go down," but judging from my study of one, black people indeed do not eat mayonnaise. Go figure.
