Monday, September 27, 2004
Gothamist on a fat-headed Asian baby who got her head stuck in her trainer toilet, necessitated a call to 911 (thanks ViaGina). It's not too clear what the baby was doing with her head in her toilet in the first place, but the Fat Asian Baby is surprised and relieved that there are no such stories in her own past given how frequently she finds herself staring into the toilet on weekend mornings and how prone she is to ridiculous accidents in general.
