Fat Asian Baby

If for some reason your local mall is lacking a Claire's (although I'm not convinced this condition actually exists), fret no more. Oh yes! now you can satisfy all of your crappy jewelry needs with the new Paris Hilton Collection on Amazon.com (via the Superficial). The Fat Asian Baby derived particular pleasure not from admiring those oh-so-classy Swarovski "crystals," modeled by Paris herself, but from the v. v. informative biography provided below the collection which mysteriously makes no mention of Paris' star-making turn as an adult entertainer. Who knew Miss Hilton was such the entrepreneur? FAB can only hope that she'll be miraculously selected as a contestant on the Apprentice 3. Just imagine the possibilities...