Fat Asian Baby

Apparently some folks over in Texas think that the fact that a fiberglass statue of Jesus was found floating in the Rio Grande is "a sign that Christ is alive and with us." The Fat Asian Baby cannot understand what is wrong with some people. I mean, presumably hollow fiberglass things float (it would have been slightly more interesting and plausible a claim if the Jesus statue was, say, walking on water or something), and there's all kinds of nasty shit floating in the rivers in New York, but I guess old tires and actual bodies are considered undivine or something. Read the article and take an online poll as to whether the floating statue was just a floating statue or if it was a sign from Christ. Seriously. There is an actual online poll on the matter.