Fat Asian Baby

According to Page Six, old school supermodel Kathy Ireland thought that Yom Kippur was a hot Japanese fashion designer. After spending her whole life in New York, the Fat Asian Baby mistakenly assumed that most people in this country had at least some basic knowledge about Jews and Judaism but has been shocked to find herself in many conversations explaining to people here that Jews are not actually into the whole Jesus phenomenon and other finer points of Jewish theology. At least people here seem to have heard of Yom Kippur, even if they don't actually know what it is.*

*point in case, FAB was miffed to discover her grad school department's annual picnic for Yom Kippur day. Feh.