Fat Asian Baby

So a little bit of the NYC decided to pay a visit to the Fat Asian Baby last night in the ATL, but oddly enough the big burley men standing between me and His Puffness could not seem to find FAB anywhere on the VIP list despite the obvious fact that I should be drinking champagne from the Diddy's bottle (and no I don't mean that metaphorically, you pervs). Note to self: invest in a more absurd wardrobe.