Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Bush Cheney Sign Sting Update
Some woman in Florida got caught for repeatedly stealing her neighbor's Bush Cheney lawn signs.
An as an update on my own neighborhood situation, apparently I lost the war on the lawn signs as after my appropriation of the offensive sign, there has been a subsequent proliferation of Bush signs on the property in question. Yes, they now have not one, but two Bush signs. Though, I'm not too concerned because at least one of the signs is obscured by the circa 1956 rusty pickup truck parked on the front lawn. And I think your attention is actually drawn toward the disgusting bright purple gauzy stuff draped over the front of the house and RIP signs variously poking up out of the grass as your eye moves up the property. I think these latest acts of aesthetic aggression actually have something to do with Halloween, so they can be forgiven. Though they do little to explain away the additional circa 1956 rusty open-bed pickup truck under the car park and the dilapidated looking boat parked next to it, neither of which appear to have seen open road or open water respectively since before the Nixon administration. Words can hardly do justice to the scene I witness at least twice a day. I wanted to get photographic evidence, but this can only be procured during the daytime, and as I may have mentioned, being shot is unfortunately an actual concern here.
An as an update on my own neighborhood situation, apparently I lost the war on the lawn signs as after my appropriation of the offensive sign, there has been a subsequent proliferation of Bush signs on the property in question. Yes, they now have not one, but two Bush signs. Though, I'm not too concerned because at least one of the signs is obscured by the circa 1956 rusty pickup truck parked on the front lawn. And I think your attention is actually drawn toward the disgusting bright purple gauzy stuff draped over the front of the house and RIP signs variously poking up out of the grass as your eye moves up the property. I think these latest acts of aesthetic aggression actually have something to do with Halloween, so they can be forgiven. Though they do little to explain away the additional circa 1956 rusty open-bed pickup truck under the car park and the dilapidated looking boat parked next to it, neither of which appear to have seen open road or open water respectively since before the Nixon administration. Words can hardly do justice to the scene I witness at least twice a day. I wanted to get photographic evidence, but this can only be procured during the daytime, and as I may have mentioned, being shot is unfortunately an actual concern here.
