Wednesday, October 20, 2004
My Aren't We Being Superficial?
Jesus, what the hell is wrong with these Yankee pitchers? Bring back Petitte. For some reason, management seems to have decided it would be a good idea to trade almost all the good ones. And while we're on the topic of New York losses, how did we lose Robin Ventura? He may have been the slowest man in baseball, but the Fat Asian Baby always sorta liked him. Next thing you know they'll be trading Derek Jeter. Even though FAB isn't actually a Yankee fan, I've always been fond of Jeter as well. He's nearly flawless...on the field, that is. I mean, the man dated Mariah Carey, for God's sake.
In other non-news, I've long thought Jorge Posada looks like that lanky quiet kid in 6th grade who sorta resembled an animated rodent. But then again, he's the one who's a MLB player, so I guess he's having the last laugh.
FAB also likes Johnny Damon and all. He seems like a pretty cool guy. But when and why did he begin channeling a grizzly bear?
In other non-news, I've long thought Jorge Posada looks like that lanky quiet kid in 6th grade who sorta resembled an animated rodent. But then again, he's the one who's a MLB player, so I guess he's having the last laugh.
FAB also likes Johnny Damon and all. He seems like a pretty cool guy. But when and why did he begin channeling a grizzly bear?
