Fat Asian Baby

When it's 3am and you've been drinking since 9pm at a Halloween party, it might seem like a good idea to walk half a mile in 4 inch heels and a purple wig to the nearest Waffle House because you know you love the Waffle House and half a mile doesn't seem that far, but at times like these, it's generally best to check your judgment. Or you may never be able to don shoes again. At least you'll get a cool new yellow and black Waffle House hat to show for the experience.