Fat Asian Baby

Stars Up Close states rather authoritatively that BritBrit has long battled acne, but the Fat Asian Baby is a little bit skeptical. We've all seen the first picture before, but the bottom two? Those are pretty atrocious. If her acne was really this bad all along, how is it possible that it's only just coming out now? She must have had the world's most fascist PR person and the world's most amazing make-up artist (and airbrusher, blah blahblah). Maybe she's just under a lot of stress these days from her fake marriage to the Kevinator and the pressures of starting a family and all. To be perfectly honest, letting the acne and the double chin all hang out almost make me like the girl better.
In other news, a few days ago I was listening to Toxic and almost snorted milk out of my nose because I thought Britney said something about a poisoned paradigm. Apparently what she was really saying was "poison paradise." My bad.