Monday, November 15, 2004
Anna Nicole at the AMAs
A big thank you to the internet for almost making it okay that I still only get three channels. And a bigger thank you to Anna Nicole for making me feel much better about my life even though you're significantly hotter than I am. I particularly enjoy the part where you stare at your boobs as they jiggle whilst you clap your hands above your head like a retarded child on Vicodin. HOT! And by the way, I don't think we call it drunk. Percocet perhaps?