Fat Asian Baby

I had awful nightmares all night long, but somehow, life has continued...though in a state of true depression. At any rate, I have had enough of this utter foolishness (read: absolute bullshit) and am looking into starting over on my own private island where I can drink myself to death on pina coladas made with real coconuts. Please let me know if you have any leads.
And in other news, in case you were worried about legally recognized homosexual couples corrupting your otherwise upstanding moral landscape, the gay marriage ban amendment received over 70% support in Georgia. So relax.