Monday, November 22, 2004
FAB meets IJC
Another recently discovered blog of note, ijc, a blog devoted to interactions with and observations of the interchangeable jappy chick:
IJC pretty much describes the Fat Asian Baby to a T let us not forget that we hail from Scarsdale, New York, after all. However, while FAB will freely admit to being a complete and utter JAP, I insist it be clear that I did not attend UPenn or live in Murray Hill, I cheat on God with bacon, and well, I'm Korean (though this strangely makes me more eligible for Jappiness). Perhaps if you did not grow up in Westchetser or Long Island or have never spent a reasonable amount of time studying the island culture of Manhattan, IJC may seem foreign or unfunny, but for the rest of us, it's quite oustanding.
Welcome to the world of the IJC.
These girls are called IJC's for the simple reason that both on the surface and underneath they are all more or less exactly the same Interchangeable Jappy Chick.
Common characteristics of IJC's include but are not limited to:
-full breasted
-straight dark hair
-well tanned
-slightly overweight
-over-educated and underemployed
-teeth a little too white and straight (daddy is a dentist after all)
IJC pretty much describes the Fat Asian Baby to a T let us not forget that we hail from Scarsdale, New York, after all. However, while FAB will freely admit to being a complete and utter JAP, I insist it be clear that I did not attend UPenn or live in Murray Hill, I cheat on God with bacon, and well, I'm Korean (though this strangely makes me more eligible for Jappiness). Perhaps if you did not grow up in Westchetser or Long Island or have never spent a reasonable amount of time studying the island culture of Manhattan, IJC may seem foreign or unfunny, but for the rest of us, it's quite oustanding.
