Fat Asian Baby

Since the Fat Asian Baby has spent the better part of most Sundays for the last ten or so years perusing the New York Times Weddings announcements in the Sunday Styles section (which I believe Carmela Soprano once referred to as the Ladies' Sports Section) for no apparent reason other than to sate a passing desire to gawk and drool at lives so blatantly more fantastic than my own will ever be, I was delighted to be the second to last person to discover Veiled Conceit. From now on, when I read the Weddings section, I vow to start being less crabby about my own life and start talking way more shit about other people's.