Fat Asian Baby

Apparently Anna Kournikova has secretly wed Enrique Iglesias. Kinda like she secretly wed Sergei Federov. America's obsession with Anna has long confused the Fat Asian Baby. Apparently she is one of the top commercial endorsement money maker athletes of all time (I'm sure there's a better term for that, but I can't be bothered to think of what it is at the moment). But does anyone else notice that in the special niche of pro-tennis stars cum models that Anna inhabits, she's really not all that. And yes she is far hotter and a far better athlete than FAB, and so we're probably just bitter. But for someone who is such a high profile and money-making tennis star, Ann wasn't really all that good and never really made it to the top as a singles player. As a model or resident hottie, if you will, she's actually not that hot. Which is all just to say that if Anna Kournikova were not a pro-tennis star, I really find it hard to believe that she'd be famous just for being pretty. And if she weren't unusually pretty, she would never have been such a "successful" and famous tennis star. But enough of that, check out these NSFW pictures of her frolicking nude on the beach with her be-moled boyfriend cum hubby via The Superficial) They're apparently photoshopped by a photoshop genius, but we get the idea anyway.