Fat Asian Baby

Hmm...it appears as though we're trying really, really hard to one-up the reigning queen of pathetic, attention-hungry trash, Paris Hilton. And I say "we," because overnight, my high budget doppelganger (though please tell me I don't look even sorta a little bit like this) and I actually morphed into one person. Russell has promised to pay my credit card bill so it can stop winking at me from underneath my stapler. Photo courtesy A Socialite's Life.