Friday, December 17, 2004
A Little New York, A Little Atlanta
Last night the Fat Asian Baby arrived safely back in the New York Metropolitan area for some quality time doing nothing. After being whisked directly from the airport to Lincoln Center, we walked by the filming of the Live Apprentice Finale, but the FAB mothership HATES the Apprentice and anything remotely related to the Donald so we weren't allowed to stop and stare.
Musical Chairs:
Fat Asian Baby's favorite perpetual losers are still pumping in more money and refusing to go down without a fight. NY Mets acquire Martinez. If they still suck by next spring, well, I probably won't actually be that shocked. But as Lloyd Dobler says, it's better to depressed because then everything else is a pleasant surprise.
Meanwhile, the Yankees trying to recover from Bullpen losses and claw their way back to the top (as if they'd ever really left) by acquiring tallest, ugliest, seemingly trailer inhabiting, bestest Diamondback Randy Johnson. So they'll still win a shit ton of games. Snore.
And in Atlanta news, the Braves acquire shinier, newer pitcher Tim Hudson. Bah!
On sale now, tickets for New York's favorite Canadians*, the Arcade Fire, playing late January at the Variety Playhouse in Little Five.
*according to ToTC, the second by demand Arcade Fire show at Irving Plaza sold out in half an hour today. Good thing we live in Atlanta where we will probably be able to buy tickets day of.
Musical Chairs:
Fat Asian Baby's favorite perpetual losers are still pumping in more money and refusing to go down without a fight. NY Mets acquire Martinez. If they still suck by next spring, well, I probably won't actually be that shocked. But as Lloyd Dobler says, it's better to depressed because then everything else is a pleasant surprise.
Meanwhile, the Yankees trying to recover from Bullpen losses and claw their way back to the top (as if they'd ever really left) by acquiring tallest, ugliest, seemingly trailer inhabiting, bestest Diamondback Randy Johnson. So they'll still win a shit ton of games. Snore.
And in Atlanta news, the Braves acquire shinier, newer pitcher Tim Hudson. Bah!
On sale now, tickets for New York's favorite Canadians*, the Arcade Fire, playing late January at the Variety Playhouse in Little Five.
*according to ToTC, the second by demand Arcade Fire show at Irving Plaza sold out in half an hour today. Good thing we live in Atlanta where we will probably be able to buy tickets day of.
