Monday, January 10, 2005
Almost a year has passed since the Fat Asian Baby was last gainfully employed. As part of our foolish "It's a new year, let's pretend we're gonna be better people this time around" mentality, we have decided the time has arrived to rejoin productive society (though I must say that I have been pulling more than my share of the weight from the consumer end, thank you very much). I honestly think I'm a good match for this job. But first I'll need a designated driver. Please, somebody support me in this endeavor. You'll even get $10 for your time.