Monday, January 31, 2005
Fidgeridoo
I've always thought that my laziness was really just hyper-efficiency, and sadly, most people just don't see it my way. However, according to this new fangled scientisteriffic study brought to my attention by the Big JC: "People with obesity are tremendously efficient," Dr. Levine said, "Any opportunity not to waste energy, they take. If you think about it that way, it all makes sense. As soon as they have an opportunity to sit down and not waste those calories, they do." Yes, Dr. Levine, it does all make sense. Thank you.
