Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Simulated Reindeer Sex and Other Crimes
"On East Brookhaven Drive, a woman returned home and saw two men rearranging her Christmas reindeer in the front yard. According to the report, the men tried to "arrange the deer to simulate them having sex."
The men fled before police arrived. The Christmas reindeer were not injured."
Read about many other heinous crimes committed this week in Creative Loafing's Crime Blotter.
Speaking of crime, for the record, I sure am glad the Mets are picking up other people's trash. What a fucking fantastic way to spend that extra $119M they had sitting around. I would say I want to see one home run for every million we're shelling out, but I know that'd be asking an awful lot.
The men fled before police arrived. The Christmas reindeer were not injured."
Read about many other heinous crimes committed this week in Creative Loafing's Crime Blotter.
Speaking of crime, for the record, I sure am glad the Mets are picking up other people's trash. What a fucking fantastic way to spend that extra $119M they had sitting around. I would say I want to see one home run for every million we're shelling out, but I know that'd be asking an awful lot.
