Fat Asian Baby

Dear Page Six,

I think you have finally crossed the line. I can't say exactly just where that line is, but it surely lies somewhere far before your discussion of Jacko's weewaw. Please know that you will be responsible for countless nightmares and possibly years of therapy as I try and repress this information, stuffing it deep into the recesses of my subconscious just so that I can move on with my life.

Thanks again.

Fat Asian Baby