Fat Asian Baby

Ohmygod! Why did no one bring this to my attention sooner???!!!?? Ahem.
In the perfect marriage of two of the Fat Asian Baby's great loves, bacon (and you know I'm not talking about Francis) and doing jack shit, BaconWhores will come and prepare bacon for you. And serve it to you in bed, presumably. And the Atlanta BaconWhore chef will be Jude Law, presumably. "Because the only thing better than bacon is someone to cook it for you." Sadly the Atlanta office seems to be completely booked for the next two weeks, but, believe you me, someone will anxiously be checking the website for availability.