Fat Asian Baby

All through our college days the Fat Asian Baby frequently snickered at funny Midwestern friends who consistently insisted that "soda" be called "pop." Well, I've always know that they're just ignorant because they're from the Midwest. Recently FAB has been confronted with another soda aberration. We were dumbfounded when Fake Internet Boyfriend informed us that the inhabitants of northern parts of Georgia refer to all carbonated soda fizzy beverages as "Coke."
Well, according to this map sent to me by my GIS Queen, it seems there are whole sections of the country whose inhabitants live entirely Coke existences. I guess ya learn something new every day.