Fat Asian Baby

Interviewed by Maxim Radio on Sirius, Lachey was asked what he thinks of Jessica's dog, Daisy. "She's spoiled and fat," Lachey snickered. "That's right, spoiled and fat . . . just like its mom!" Incidentally in the aforementioned Lohan/Duff/Carter explanation to alarmist roommate, she momentarily confused Aaron Carter's slightly more (or less} famous Backstreet brother Nick with, well, Mr. Jessica Simpson. I think we've gotten it all straightened out now.

Ladies, brace yourselves. Julian is a done deal, but it looks likeFab (Moretti, that is) may be back on the market.