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Friday, February 04, 2005

These are Fighting Words 

"A female OFFICER was patrolling Underground Atlanta when she saw a middle-aged man inside the mall. Since it was early (8:30 a.m.) and the mall wasn't officially open yet, the officer approached the man. Agitated, the man said, 'Take that damn uniform off and I will show you what an old man will do to you, bitch.' Then, he spit on the officer. The man was arrested for using fighting words and spitting."

Perhaps I will try this line next time I get stopped by a cop, minus the spitting, of course. That would be disrespectful.

More mischief and your weekly exposed penises at Creaetive Loafing's Police Blotter.


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