Fat Asian Baby

Oh my goodness. This article. I hardly even know where to begin. Or what to say. They nearly done rendered FAB speechless. The ridiculous headline: "Mary-Kate, Fashion Star" is a bucket of chuckles in and of itself. It seems that while the rest of us were busy gaping at Paris and Jessica, the Olsen twins have launched a FASHION REVOLUTION. Though, to be honest, the Fat Asian Baby can't quite tell just what the revolution is. Mary-Kate is the new fashion icon for the hipster set? Or "hip" is "in?" Or, wait, I think bicoastal stylist extraordinaire Karen Berenson hits the nail on the head.

"The Olsens are the real thing," fashion role models for a generation entering adulthood, said Karen Berenson, a stylist who works in New York and Los Angeles. She is unfazed by Mary-Kate Olsen's widely publicized admission last year to a clinic to treat an eating disorder and her continuing recovery. "She makes skinny girls in baggy clothes look cool," Ms. Berenson said.

Thank you Karen. I sure hope that she gets credit where credit is due because, lord knows, it's simply outstanding. Will make a mental note that skinny is the new black. And that bobo* is the new chic.

*Does this terminology make anyone else think of mating bonobos or am I just weird?