Tuesday, April 19, 2005
And They Think Naomi's Pissed About This...

Today we officialy announce that Michelle Williams, aka Jen of Dawson's Creek fame, is our new arch enemy. Honestly, we cannot understand how such a dough-faced C-list actress (though we will admit the Station Agent was quite a good flick) could possibly be the source of Conor Oberst's heartache AND the carrier of Heath Ledger's love child. So maybe we have the maturity level of a 12 year old girl, but this is simply unacceptable.